Many people suggest turning thirty is a major stepping stone in a person’s life. I have not yet reached that thirty mile marker yet, but I must agree with the majority of people out there, and say yes, I am deathly afraid of turning thirty. Although it is inevitable, turning thirty does have some perks, like awesome parties and birthday jokes.
I have heard of so many interesting ideas of what you can do for someone you may know who is turning thirty. Of coarse, there are the dirty jokes, like hiring a “police offcier”, or having one pop out of a cake. But, I have also heard that if you call some florist they will spray flowers black and have them delivered for you. You can also throw a “black” party, which is all the rage right now. You can throw a big party, and everyone has to wear black, and all the decorations are also black.
You or someone you may know might be dreading turning thirty, but you have to make the best of it and have a good time. Thirty is the new twenty these days, and why not party and celebrate this mile stone. Just remember not to get to wasted and party in your thirtieth birthday suit. Don’t get “buttnaked wasted”. I have heard of so many people who have streaked or done some things that they never would have done had it not been their 30th birthday. Just don’t do anything you might regret the next day.